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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you a slide in the ghetto? Because I seriously regret going down on you."
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"U2 sent their new album to every Apple device through the Cloud. I hear if you play the first song backwards you hear Bono saying ""Please buy our albums again. We're desperate."""
"What do you call a questionable porcine? A Porque-pine"
"When I refer to kids as ""Snot-dripping, germ-spreading spawns of Satan"" I hope you realize I'm not referring specifically to YOUR children."
"Two aliens sitting in a bar... The first looks at the second and says ""bleep loop do dooee day baaarrggg"" The second looks ask at the first a d says ""shut up frank, you're drunk"""
"What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r? Neighbor"
"Did you know you can just buy live lobsters? Anyway can I use your shower mine is full of lobsters"
"I've never dated a South African girl who I've disliked. Every time I meet one, we click almost immediately."
"What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast? Steak and negs. In shame and solitude"
"What's the best thing about 12yr old girl in the shower Slick her hair back and she looks like an 11yr old boy"