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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl are you a slide in the ghetto? Because I seriously regret going down on you."

"How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ? The cotton in her tampon is picked"

"I forgot Rhianna's ex-boyfriend's name...then it hit me."

"History Joke What do you call a communist sniper? A Marxman!"

"An only child invented the boomerang."

"Gays and ISIS ... are fucking assholes."

"Hear about the new book that teaches both reading and STD prevention? It's called See Dick Run."

"I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?"

"One does not know true happiness until he gets married But then it's too late... Source: I heard it in a PS2 Raw vs Smackdown game..."

"Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer? He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!"