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Joke of the Day
"Earlier today I had a Titanic thought. It was *unthinkable*."
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"Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes."
"Im opening up a tattoo shop just for blind people. I wont really tattoo them. Ill just stab'em with a needle taped to a vibrator for an hour"
"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!"
"That awkward moment when ur mom doesn't know the words to a song so she screams ""HAIL SATAN"" & explodes"
"When I die I already know my last words will be. ""but I'm still hungry"""
"What do you call two black cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips"
"Revenge is a dish best served with anchovies. Seriously, it hides the taste of cyanide"
"What is red and goes putt putt putt? An outboard apple."
"Woman: Ever since my mom passed, I think she's watching over me Mom's Ghost: Yeah, that is the kind of stupid thing you'd believe"