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Joke of the Day

"My gf went to the beauty parlor and got a Brazilian. Nothing extreme, just punched her."

"Did you hear about the guy who chugged 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up"

"Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken."

"Name a sub genre of Engineering PORN Armature"

"Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair? They just pray the gray away"

"When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire"

"Atheism... ... is a non-prophet organization."

"I always play it safe during sex. I cut the telephone chord."

"How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!"

"Her: I bet you forgot it. Him: I have a photographic memory. [shakes violently] Her: ? Him: Sorry, it's a Polaroid. Is it Becky? Her: NO"