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Joke of the Day
"Every time the sun goes down, I get attacked by a horse. What a night mare."
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"What is a tresspasser's least favorite number? The number 86. (No seriously. Google ""86"".)"
"Don't trust atoms They make up everything."
"What's the worst place to be during a tornado? Cracker Barrel."
"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."
"What's the healthiest cuisine? Vitaminese food."
"I came home to find my apartment covered in feathers and egg.... ... I think I've got a poultrygeist!"
"An infectious disease enters a bar... the bartender says,""we dont serve your kind here"". The disease replies, ""well you're not a very good host!"""
"I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn't even eat them."
"Why was C afraid ? Because other alphabets were **NOT-Cs**"