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Joke of the Day
"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."
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"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"
"My dad drowned while at work in a vat of cake mix I know it sounds unlikely but there were some very strong currants"
"What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember? ""Affogato"""
"What's the British equivalent to hit it and quit it. Bang her and dash."
"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.."
"My friend once told me ""You must be the most pedantic person in the entire world."" ""Third most, actually."""
"A woman's asshole is like a 9-volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but sooner or later you're going to put your tongue on it."
"My friend doesn't like being called Squidward. He told me, ""But I hate SpongeBob..."" I said, ""That's the spirit!"""
"How does Soylent Green taste? It varies from person to person."