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Joke of the Day

"Mum Mum Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head."

"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? She choked."

"In regards to Caitlyn Jenner's car accident I guess you could call it vehicular translaughter."

"What does Trump call his immigration plan? Order 66."

"Did you hear the bad news about the Italian chef? He pasta way."

"What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician? With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed..."

"Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste"

"Hillary and Huma Hillary Clinton likes Huma Abedin who is married to Anthony Weiner which would make her Huma Weiner. That means that Hillary likes a Weiner which means that she is not gay."

"Hey girl, do your breasts have an agent? 'Cuz I'd like to handle them."

"Despite having no nominations this year, I'm certain that black folks will clean up at The Oscars."