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Joke of the Day

"Superman: I got this Batman: I'll help S: Look, you just slow me down B: I'm a detective S: ... B: I have batarangs S: Do you hear yourself?"

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"Whenever someone says to me ""You look so familiar, where do I know you from?"" I say, ""Do you watch porn?"""
"I'm trying to write a joke with the word ""cunt"" But I cunt."
"Do I have any jokes about Sodium? Na"
"I can no longer slur my words when I say ""Transgender""... or else I might say ""Transjenner"""
"""Lets put the slowest computer ever into the gas pump & make people answer 15 questions before we allow them to pump gas"" - Pump Engineers"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henny Youngman"
"Cheezus take the wheel! *bud um sch*"
"What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen"
"Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !"
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