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Joke of the Day
"Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?"
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"I wasted 400 years of my life trying to figure out if I was a vampire."
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!!"
"How many Emos does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter because there is no light, only dark."
"[date] ME: ur jacket goes well with ur purse HER: *sits down* see it's not hard to be complimentary ME: u mean complementary HER: *gets up*"
"News says there were a ""record number of marijuana seizures"" in 2015. Weird ... after all these decades I've never had a single seizure."
"[Dirty] Surveys show ... Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."
"In a communist country, what does a woman say to a man before having sex? I want you to seize my means of reproduction."
"Why was the communist school not successful? There were no classes"
"My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can't carry 23 items in my arms through the store."