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Joke of the Day

"My knock, knock joke Knock, Knock Who's there? The Doctor. Doctor who? No, just The Doctor."

"I Never Buy Anything Containing Velcro It's all a total rip-off"

"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America."

"When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever."

"Did you know you can use voice-to-text on Twitter so this tweet came from my mouth and also stop staring at me people on this bus."

"And before bros, churros."

"Schrodingers cat walks into a bar ... and doesn't."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prosti-toot"

"I saw a unicorn today. Okay fine, I saw a girl who ate her food without Instagramming it first. Same thing."