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Joke of the Day

"Hate it when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for; like happiness and perfect abs."

"Good to know that if they ever release a lion in Walmart you only have to run faster than the fat lady with the zebra print pants on."

"Did you hear about the guy who had to leave his position to become a manager? He was fired up"

"What the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke."

"On the anniversary of Harambe's death... the Cincinnati Zoo should have special deals all day. Discounts for Harambe."

"What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician? A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3"

"How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"What is the most up-voted comment of all time? ""repost"""

"New Year New Joke Friend: Where do you see yourself in 4 years? Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard"