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Joke of the Day
"Ready for the only way to enjoy Instagram? Follow zero people. Follow every dog."
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"What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? The Tuba Four"
"Little Susie goes to the doctor... Little Susie goes to the doctor. Doctor puts a stethoscope on her back and says, ""Ok now, big breathes."" Susie says, ""I know! And I'm only 12!"""
"Says she: ""Say something soft and sweet"" Says he: ""Marshmallow."""
"Babies are like new tattoos They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore."
"I won't believe corporations are people Until Texas executes one."
"My Doctor Wrote Me a Prescription... My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop."
"A cannibal showed up late to the luncheon His friends gave him the cold shoulder."
"It all Title says it all"