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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!"
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"When man made the first stone tool 2.6 million years ago, I don't think they could have ever imagined a tool as great as Donald Trump."
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."
"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"
"Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?? It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots."
"A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics."
"What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!"
"When is it time to bury the baby that you killed? When it starts talking to you again."
"Today, I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'. Then I considered 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream."