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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts."

"If I ever have a stroke I'm going to tell kids that stare I was making a face when the wind changed and then I had a stroke."

"After my prostate exam.... After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came. At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: ""Who the fuck was that?"""

"Sometimes my eye-rolls are the most exercise I get all day."

"What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? Home Depot."

"What are you doing on Valentines Day? I'm getting my hands massaged."

"Why was Avogadro executed? He was a mole"

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? ""We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."""

"The worst part of forgetting a woman's name... Is when you can't quite come up with it, but she's right on the tip of your tongue."

"My mom always told me to treat people how I want to be treated but... It's not nice to just spank people & pull their hair."