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Joke of the Day
"Stand up... Comedy"
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"I bet Dell Curry is not mad... he's just disappointed. Happy Fathers Day!"
"My friends were making fun of Starlord I told them that Pratt Shaming isn't welcome in my house"
"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I dunno, but you should see that son of a bitch hang dry wall."
"*Frantically typing on google* 'How to do CPR' *Opens video, 30 second ad pops up* [To dying person] Ok just hold on a sec"
"Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident? He was driving roof-less."
"In honor of Mother's day yesterday, did anyone here play jokes on their mom instead of give gifts?"
"Tower: Lufthansa 893 you're number one check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked they're all working."
"So there are two... There are two muffins in the oven, one muffin says to the other on, ""it's getting hot in here"". The other one says.. ""Holy shit a talking muffin!"""
"My password is not working Put numbers in uppercase."