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Joke of the Day
"What kind of gum do bees chew? BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not."
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"Why did simbas father die in lion king? Because he couldn't Mufasa."
"Click to see something special something special"
"Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? You give it ten-tickles"
"When people use the wrong homonyms it irritates me I know the pane, I've been their before."
"nice try walmart, like im gonna spend $20 on a skeleton mask when i could easily just peel the flesh and muscle off my face for free"
"Babies have little hands and odd sleep schedules which is why my gym for buff infants has miniature equipment and stays open 24hrs."
"Stupid cats stealing all our women."
"I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]"