102017

Joke of the Day

"I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house... I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do."

"19 and 20 got into a fight 21"

"My boss asked me for a brief word. I said ""underpants?"" and we laughed and laughed and I'm clearing out my desk."

"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a Lamborghini right now"

"Did you hear about the Afghan Rastafarian? He was stoned."

"Science creates airplanes and skyscrapers, Faith brings them together"

"BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I like big buts. I can not lie."

"Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn"

"A Florida boy was born with no eyelids... The doctors decided to make him some eyelids using his foreskin. He's a little cock-eyed now, but he'll be fine."

"parent: why did you do this to my child willy wonka: well you see they tried to eat some chocolate on a tour of a chocolate factory they won"