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Joke of the Day

"I'm training for a marathon with my friend. Every day when we hit the trails he tells me the same thing, and it always makes me laugh. It's a running joke."

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"Well, it's Feb 6th 2012 and there's no meat flavored cigarettes. I guess that book of predictions I made in 5th grade was bullshit."
"Why didn't they just call ""Ant-Man"" Uncle? Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show."
"What's the definition of a 68? That's when you blow me and I owe you 1."
"If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!"
"""Two thumbs up!"" -man with 12 thumbs reviewing a movie he hated"
"Find out this one weird trick fishermen use. Click bait."
"Unlike many guys, I don't try to get into a lady's pants... ...mostly because they won't fit me, but also because they lack usable pockets. What's up with that aspect of fashion design, anyway?"
"Shortest Joke I've Ever Heard; Dwarf shortage."