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Joke of the Day

"Rocky Rooster walks into a bar and then the is swastika"

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?? In case he got a hole in one"

"What do you call an elephant that no one needs? Irrelephant."

"I'm never mean to a girl in glasses, because she will most likely turn out to be hot and popular by the end of the movie."

"There is no law that says you can't smoke celery inside public places. What are they gonna do? Ask you to extinguish your celery? Doubtful."

"I never make jokes about airplanes They go over everyone's heads."

"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? Getting your palms red at the same time."

"I'm sorry I snort-laughed when you were saying your vows."

"What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up? I can't feel my face when I'm with you..."

"*doctor lifts sheet so wife can identify the body* why is he smiling? ""the last thing he heard was that his blood pressure was 69 over 69"""