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Joke of the Day
"What's Bill Clinton's drug of choice? Blow."
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"How do camels have sex in the desert? They dry hump."
"How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer? One if nobody is watching."
"What is the speed limit for sex? 68 . Because at 69 you flip over and eat it."
"My wife is like a plunger She's good at bringing up old shit."
"I had developed a porn addiction, but now I come here instead. These jokes really turn me off!"
"What do you call the action of a banker buying weed? A dank transaction"
"Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"
"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile... I told her ""Wow, that's a big word for a sixth grader!"" *stolen from a teacher"
"I wish 1992 Dr. Dre would come back from the past and beat the shit out of 2012 Dr. Dre for charging 300 bucks for a pair of headphones."