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Joke of the Day

"I ordered the CliffsNotes version of Snooki's book and they sent me a bar menu, a printout of the urban dictionary and an STD pamphlet."

"Putting my grades up for adoption... Because I can't raise them."

"Did you hear about the guy who thought he saw a fog? Apparently he was mistaken"

"Why doesn't anyone care about the plot in porn? Because, nobody appreciates good friction anymore."

"A magician is driving down the street... ...and turns into a driveway."

"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"

"Two owls were playing pool. One said ""Two hits."" The other replied ""Two hits to who?"""

"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"

"I introduced my ex girlfriend to a buddy who has epilepsy She was always saying she loved vibrators."

"What did the counselor say to the hologram? ""You're projecting."" (From Star Trek Voyager)"