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Joke of the Day
"Police hunting a man for indecent assault. Applications close next week."
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"What's the most common blood type among drummers? Heroin."
"Honey, the broken condoms are on the couch again. I thought we were calling the kids by their names now dear."
"What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you."
"What's Canada's favorite board game? Sorry"
"We all know one person who was so much cooler when they were single."
"Just saw a poor girl crying in the library, devastated about something. So I pulled up a chair, leaned in and said ""You can shut up or go outside, I've got an exam tomorrow""."
"Hillary's doctor tells her she has the heart of a 20 year old And now he wants her to give it back to whoever she carved it out of their chest."
"My girlfriend once told me she was pregnant. I was so excited that I ran to another country and have never seen her from then."
"What do gender studies graduates commonly say? ""Would you like fries with that?"""