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Joke of the Day

"[punches shark on the nose[ shark: that wont stop me me: are u crying shark: no its always wet & salty on my face"

"Knock Knock 'Who's there?' 'Europe.' 'Europe who?' 'No, you're a poo.'"

"Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!"

"How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !"

"I asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69 last night. She said 'Fuck off, I'm not cooking at this time of night'"

"I tried to read through Dante's Inferno once, but it was dry as hell."

"JIMMY THE BULB Q: How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'."

"""Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took a nap until I finally heard a car coming."""

"Boss: this project is moving along at a snail's pace!! *silence* Todd the snail: This is bullshit *spends 3hrs storming out of meeting*"

"The story of a heroic husband .... Wife to her husband - How do I look? I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed?"