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Joke of the Day

"How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !"

"How does a grizzly catch fish? With his bear hands!"

"Why do feminists hate the post the USPS? Cause it's an all mail business."

"Happy 12th birthday to Google. Only one year left to use it, dears! When it becomes a teenager, it won't answer anything."

"Explain joke what do cows eat? le-moo-ns"

"Author: So, I've got this children's book. It's about a hungry caterpillar. Agent: Pass Author: A VERY hungry caterpillar. Agent: Go on..."

"What did the mother say to the child who refused to eat his fossil for dinner? Trilobite, you'll love it!"

"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra ..."

"1. Cover elevator floor with glue. 2. Put ring on floor. 3. Wait for someone to kneel and get stuck. 4. ""Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!"""

"I think horoscopes are absolute tosh. But you know me, typical Virgo."