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Joke of the Day
"What do internet pirates have on their legs? j.pegs"
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"A three legged dog walks into a bar... Goes up to the bartender and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""
"My wife isn't much of a wrestler But man you should see her box."
"I'm gonna kill anyone who says swag... ...They'll call it the yolocaust"
"Bored? 1 Find a group photo of 4 girls. 2 Comment, ""You 3 look awesome!""3 And wait..."
"Life coach: ""Always try to get off on the right foot."" Me: ""Wow, that's a VERY specific fetish!"""
"I went into hospital for keyhole surgery. I woke up with lock-jaw. The nurses are still looking into it."
"What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby? You can't fuck a rock ..."
"Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia. Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom."
"Pessimist had not sex for a long time Optimist had sex but long ago"