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Joke of the Day
"Why can't bicycles stand up on their own? Because they're two tired!"
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"Worldwide Survey A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,158,783,476 people, 95% were too lazy to actually read that number."
"Wife holding bank statement: What's this payment? Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly? M: No, it's just for the one skydive"
"We get it, Japan. All of your cats can skateboard."
"What do gay cow's eat? Hayyyyyyy"
"what looks good hangin from a tree a apple and a black guy"
"What do you call a Catholic Missionary who is also a car enthusiast? A Catholitic Converter"
"Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra? For his reptile dysfunction."
"I got jury duty next week My duty is to convince the jury that I didn't do it."
"Why do ducks look so sad? Because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth."