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Joke of the Day

"What's the quickest way to kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up their car."

"An app to tase restaurant owners who call appetizers ""apps"""

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? (you're mom can't take a joke)"

"2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy"

"I hate it when people use the wrong preposition on a sentence"

"Internet explorer... The best browser for downloading a new browser"

"Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers? Because they don't beat anybody."

"""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" ""You thought I'd like your pretty lights?"" ""Recite the alphabet backwards"" ""I can't even do that sober"""

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit hahaha asuhhhh dude"

"More retailers should adopt the ""Leave A Penny / Take A Penny"" system. It is literally, common cents."