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Joke of the Day

"I want to press charges on Santa If he knows when I'm sleeping, and he knows when I'm awake, that has to be considered stocking."

"How does a redheaded surgeon operate? Gingerly"

"You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!"

"Do you want to hear a short joke? One second......"

"Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !"

"What do you call a Jawa's favourite magician? Houdini."

"The one time when The Hulk farted... it was the fart that was heard around the world. I know, I know."

"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."

"Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again."

"The pleasure is all mine... The greeting of a greedy hedonist."