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Joke of the Day
"Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !"
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"To a struggling artist: ""Don't give up... ...the day job."""
"""Have a nice day at the plant!"" -wife caterpillar to husband caterpillar in the morning"
"Catch a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish (read the rest as Groucho Marx) and you'll never see him on the weekends."
"s/o to chins tho for scientifically proving that two is not always better than one"
"What always stays hot in the refrigerator? Horseradish"
"Let me tell you the funniest joke I know... Hold on for update, I'm on mobile. edit: forgot the joke"
"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle."
"Some of you are like family to me. I don't want you calling me either."
"Scientists discover diarrhea can be hereditary It runs in your jeans"