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Joke of the Day

"Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !"

"Just a quick plug for the /r/antiantijokes subreddit It's absurd"

"A man asks his wife on a Friday evening... Husband: Shall we have a nice weekend? Wife: Sure, why not? Husband: Ok then, see you on Monday!"

"Two zombies were playing a game of poker The first one threw his hand in the pile and the other laughed his head off."

"how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to eat my ass. One to suck my dick. I screw in the light bulb..."

"Unfortunately..... Nobody wants to have sex with your inner beauty."

"How can you tell if Hillary Clinton is lying? She's moving her lips."

"I surveyed 50 women on what hair product they used in the shower. I never knew there was a brand called ""how the hell did you get in here?!'"

"Why do more men die in car crashes than woman? Because women are at the wheel."

"America & UK are competing to see who can fuck up their country the most... UK is in the lead... but America has a Trump card."