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Joke of the Day

"Here in England, we drive on the right side of the road. If we drove on the wrong side, there'd be a lot more crashes."

"Why are women dressed white on their wedding day? because all good kitchen appliances come in white."

"How do animals cross the ocean? On a Gir-raft."

"Every time I get an AIDS test, I'm convinced it's going to come back positive And every time I'm right."

"Why did the guy get an erection when he saw a ruler? He had a foot fetish."

"How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. Are your drugs missing?"

"Is 6 celebrity impersonations too small a number for me to do on this first date? I feel like its a little low..."

"""Mrs. Arnold Palmer, what do you do for good luck before your husband plays a tournament?"" ""Well, I kiss his balls for good luck."" ""That must make his putter flutter."""

"Black Jesus. Went to jail for you"

"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here"". A time traveler walks into a bar."