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Joke of the Day

"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don't know what either of those things are."

"the bad guy ships on star trek werent actually ""cloaking"" they just turned all their lights off"

"I can't take my dog to the pond because the ducks keep attacking him... Guess that's what get for buying a pure bread dog."

"Why do prison guards use Proactive? To prevent further breakouts."

"When I was 16 years old, the morning of my birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed."

"When midgets celebrate 4/20... Do they get high, or just get medium?"

"I got a new stick of deodorant today The instructions said ""Remove cap and push up bottom"". I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely."

"Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone"

"When a cop pulls you over, pull out a map and ask them for directions until they forget that they pulled you over. -me, right now"

"""I don't belong here"" - dreadlock on a white guy"