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Joke of the Day
"A man fell into a deep sleep after eating too many telephones. He's in a dialbetic phona."
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"A good groaner What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle? A dead poodle, split in half."
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"How do you bid farewell to a sexually open Arctic animal with a mental disorder. ""Bye bye bi bipolar polar bear!"""
"What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !"
"I was asked to find the word ""Impost"" in the dictionary. it was next to impossible.."
"A facebook friend posted, ""I'm not ashamed of Jesus."" It took every single ounce of my willpower not to reply, ""Uh oh. What did he do now?"""
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"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Candy? Jelly Beaners"