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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"""You can't teach a dog new tricks."" - bad dog trainer"

"How dare you accept my apology, I wasn't really apologizing, that was a trick to get you to say that nothing was my fault"

"In certain Eastern cultures, it's considered a grave insult to shit all over the floor in someone's home."

"Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to ""iron"" then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener."

"My job keeps asking me to sign up for a marathon. I keep telling them I can't. I'm out of shape, I have weak knees, and 401k is a long way to run."

"Spell Xenophobia H-A-N-S-O-N"

"Women really can't take a rape joke lately You really have to force it against their will."

"Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas? The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!"

"What do you call a research facility in the middle east? Darpa Darpa"