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Joke of the Day

"I saved a bunch on my car insurance by making the switch.. To reverse and driving away from the accident"

"I knew the Psychic was no good the moment she accepted my check"

"Why did the coke can throw itself off the building, and why did it become so famous? It was soda pressed"

"What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one."

"Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No they do everything on porpoise!"

"Video games should be banned. My son just threw a turtle shell at a walking mushroom then disappeared down a green tube. Someone call 911."

"I'm only racist when I'm driving."

"The Middle East reminds me of that old joke about the optimist and the pessimist The pessimist says ""everything's terrible, it can't get any worse."" the optimist says ""oh yes it can."""

"I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around"

"[two female cops come to arrest me but I am hiding in the men's bathroom] Haha ""What do we do?"""