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Joke of the Day
"""Just do it!"" Why Nike reps don't man the suicide hotlines."
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"scarlet joe hanson sounds like an old timey boxer's name. ""weighin' in at 182 lbs, 5'9"", the ol' black widow, scarlet jooooooe hansen!"""
"""GIVE IT TO ME"" she yelled ""Oh my God I'm so wet!!"" She could scream all she wants I was keeping the umbrella"
"My Grandma told me today that men were much more charming when she was young... I told Grandma that that was because they aren't trying to fuck her anymore."
"No, No, people. It's okay. I can make racist jokes. One of my best friends is a racist."
"What do Karl Marx and the founder of Linux have in common? Both of them hate classes."
"So I stuck a flashdrive up this girls butthole... ..and WOOOOO you won't believe the shit she started singin!!!"
"What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat."
"My wife was acting crazy recently. Now I have to remove her blood from the carpet. Her menstrual blood."
"As an Alzheimer's patient, this is my favorite joke on reddit"