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Joke of the Day
"What is black, heavy, and can't swim? A grand piano."
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"What is the difference between a paycheck and a cock? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!"
"As a parent, I spend far too much time identifying what's stuck to the ceiling."
"How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !"
"Vaginas are living proof... That beauty truly does lie on the inside."
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"What's the difference between an onion and a woman? I cry when I cut open an onion"
"My gf texted me ""myspacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Do any of you know what ""ternative"" means?"
"I googled 'Gary Oldman' and left off the 'r' It was the longest 3 hours of my life."
"What is tangled rope in space called? Astro-knot"