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Joke of the Day

"Getting into a fight at a dog park about cleaning up after your dog. You can't just walk away from this shit."

"3 tomatoes are walking down the street A dad tomato, a mom tomato and a child tomato. The child starts to lag behind so, the dad walks back to him and squashes him and says ""ketchup"""

"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"In the 1970s it was almost impossible to insult someone electronically. Thank god that nightmare is over."

"Reddit is really a green community Consisting all the recycled content on here."

"My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy."

"Anytime I'm using a stall in a public restroom and someone knocks on the door, I always say, ""Did you bring the lube?"" As loud as possible."

"What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance? A Psy-borg."

"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it!"

"What did the guy with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"