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Joke of the Day
"What did the guy with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
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"Enter new password <glovebox> Must contain number <glovebox1> Must contain PHONE number <no> Please ;) <no u creep> Password not recognized"
"Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday"
"My signature sex move is flirting like a pornstar then getting awkward as fcuk once it looks like something could actually happen."
"How do telepaths have an orgasm? They get their mind blown"
"What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees? A lumbering oaf."
"Who has the best male employees? The porn industry, because they're always hard at work. I'll escort myself out.."
"You know what they say about citing a source with more than 2 authors.. It's not hard et al."
"Have you heard about McDonald's new Hillary Clinton Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."
"""I'm done with this shit."" He thought as he closed Reddit, locked his phone and stood up."