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Joke of the Day
"What did the guy with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
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"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a pedophile? alien vs predator"
"yesterday, Judge Thompson issued the longest sentence in the Supreme Court's history, needless to say, it was run-on."
"What do dildos and tofu have in common? They're both substitutes for meat."
"I like that the doctor always asks if I'm a smoker. When I say yes, he tells me I should quit. No shit? Thanks. Here's all my money."
"Me: I get most of my tweeting material from you son. 9: I'm glad I expire you. Me: See what I mean."
"The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him."
"I just googled ""Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don't Fear the Reaper?"" and my first response was, ""Go outside and do something."""
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"Have u seen the movie ""Constipated""? Oh that's right it hasn't come out yet."