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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think its the R! But its actually the C!"

"What do you call a spelling mistake on a map? A topographical error."

"Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling. *To himself* Errybody gon be naked tho."

"What do your sister and snow have in common? I plow both."

"Did you hear about the hearse that got into a head on collision? Luckily only one person was found dead at the scene"

"Turkey Me: you're a turkey GF: well, I do like being stuffed"

"I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count"

"Q: What do space aliens put on their windows? A: Venutian blinds."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Two very unhappy animals."

"I really hate to get religious on here, but have you seen the thigh gap on Jesus. DAYUM!"