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Joke of the Day

"What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? ""You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"""

"I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable."

"Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick? Squid Pro Quo"

"Just getting romantic with the wife when our slow cooker set off our smoke alarm so yes, I was crock blocked."

"Today I got a good deal from Comcast."

"A warhorse walks into a bar... The barman says, ""why the long film?"""

"Did you hear about the grizzly who didn't like his daughter wearing a crop top? He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff."

"How do pirates know they exist? They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!"

"What's the difference between sex and golf? In golf one bad hole won't kill you."