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"What do you call a generalization made by a farmer? An overall statement."
"I wasn't kicking you. I was encouraging you to get the hell out of my way."
"Help! Has anybody seen a little boy with a corndog? Stranger: He's over there! Oh thank God! [steals little boy's corndog and runs away]"
"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court? Circumference."
"I like my Xmas turkey like I like my ass With my grandmum's fists in it, pulling out the stuffing."
"Gonna trade in my wife's menstrual cycle for a really cool mountain bike."
"Wanna hear a joke? My mute friend told me this one."
"The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge ""I dont recognize this court!"" ""Why?"" asked the Judge. ""Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."""
"What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator? A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out."