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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane ? A pilot, of course."
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"Women are like swimming pools... ...both are too expensive for the time you spend inside..."
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I dont mind doing a 5km but I cant be fucked doing a 10km run"
"Chemistry Joke: What is ""Me""+""U""... A rare gathering."
"*dumps more fleas on my head* *sits back down in front of chimpanzee* So, anyway, like I was saying..."
"I once dated a woman who was half-Chinese, half-Haitian. She did Voodoo acupuncture."
"England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool"
"I like my women how I like my computer Broken, dead, and in the basement."
"Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst"
"So Hillary Clinton recently said half of Tump's supporters are a ""Basket of deplorables"". Next Trump will respond saying: ""Half of Hillary's supporters are deportables"""