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Joke of the Day
"I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him."
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"I love Mondays... It's when I take my weekly sarcasm class."
"Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well. I asked him about it today and he just said ""Hulk Smash."""
"The Bible is %100 accurate Especially at close range"
"What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough? ""Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"""
"I heard that Auschwitz had to ask people to stop playing Pokemon Go. Which is weird, because they have the same slogan. Gotta catch 'em all."
"And the bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve time travelers here."" So two time travelers walk into a bar."
"Block the toddler from the kitchen while I sweep left, handoff the baby, pass you a bottle and take a shower. On 2. Go! Football parenting"
"A dog fell 15 stories into a hot tub and lived to tail about it."
"3 rules for having good teeth: brush and floss twice a day, see your dentist twice a year, and keep your nose out of other peoples business."