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"Just got back from a once in a lifetime holiday, never again!"
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"What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it? A coconut"
"How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**"
"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't Helium, Barium."
"What was Hitler's favourite song? Knocking on ovens door"
"That whole ""letting go"" of your ex is always more satisfying when they're dangling over an abyss."
"I walked in on my roommate watching midget porn When I questioned him about it, he started getting short with me"
"My daughter is playing ""you can't find me, Mommy""... I'm playing ""I'm not trying, Suckaaaa""."
"Why did sexual frustration impede the development of mathematics in Ancient Greece? Because mathematicians in Ancient Greece couldn't get no irrational fraction . . ."
"Did you hear about the first gay bar in Saudi Arabia? It's called: Allahu Cock-bar!"