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Joke of the Day

"What saddens me is that I'll never be able to murder anyone who uses ""Not with that attitude"" as a counterargument to negativity."

"AMD should make a self-driving car... ...because they specialize in creating things that don't come with drivers."

"What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other? A surgeon."

"Animal puns. Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm."

"Self Pleasure Joke NSFW You ever whack off so much your hand pretends to be asleep?"

"What do all dogs get with their phones? Collar ID"

"What kind of bee's make milk? BOObees!"

"What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out."

"I heard a rude joke about Grizzlies the other day... ...but it doesn't bear repeating."

"What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder? *Lettuce alone!*"