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Joke of the Day
"Why cannibals prefer to eat gay people? Because they have good taste."
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"How do you stop ISIS? Leave some milk in the sun for a few days."
"Why did the lesbian cross the road? To get to the other bride! *Congrats, America!*"
"I went to the noodle shop yesterday... and ordered a bowl of noodles. The waitress brought it out, but tripped and spilled the noodles and hot broth all over my right arm. It felt pretty raw, man."
"I like my pizza like I like my pizza: pizza"
"Relationships should come with an icon that shows you how much time you have left like your phone's battery."
"Odd how all the intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth."
"Today is national dog day and women's equality day... It's national bitch day. /r/showerthoughts did not appreciate this. Maybe you guys will."
"Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery"
"A started a blog about ADHD... ...it's going to have recipes and I went to the Alamo."