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Joke of the Day

"Why cannibals prefer to eat gay people? Because they have good taste."

"Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences."

"It met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, Dozen tit?"

"So, I was giving my nephew a bath the the other day...... and he pointed to my penis and asked ""Why is your penis bigger than mine?"" I looked at him and said ""That's because mine is erect!"""

"What's in Pandora's box? A fine case of herpes."

"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store? Only a Sith deals in Absolut."

"Ikea is Swedish for DIY"

"Nice try, St. Patrick's Day, but I don't need a reason to drink."

"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."

"When is a car, not a car? When it turns into a driveway."