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Joke of the Day
"my penis was being a dick so..... i told him to grow up"
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"""hey we use animals for literally everything else in our lives. lets use our feet for cars."" idiot flintstones. no wonder you're extinct."
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"swallow..."
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"Hey guys, wanna hear a joke? Reddit servers."