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Joke of the Day

"The FCC requires all rock stations to hire a woman named Kat."

"Out of all the gruesome noises coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most troubling."

"I'm doomed to always think of the best comebacks the next day when the baby isn't even around."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The butcher didn't finish the job."

"What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis."

"What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet? William Shatner"

"Speed dating? You mean pizza delivered in less than 30 mins..."

"I bought some shoes of a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"I just started my career as a shy rapist. It's touch and go."

"Somewhere between murder and suicide There's Merseyside"