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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !"
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"Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed"
"Why do Irishmen drink all the time? You would too if you were a ginger"
"Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries"
"Do you know why turds are tapered? So your butt hole doesn't slam shut."
"Whats the difference between being horny and hungry? The difference is where you put the cucumber."
"Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill areas"
"What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools"
"the poor people on welfare should not eat steak and sea food. they should be drinking raw sewage out of an old boot while thanking me"
"Just put 3 sugar cubes in my tea, and by sugar, I mean xanax, because sugar is really bad for you.."