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Joke of the Day

"I always thought Americans should say ""B"". Because Canadians say ""Eh"", and Mexicans say ""Ci""."

"What are children generally better at then adults? Giving the pope an errection"

"COOKING TIP: Quickly slice a block of cheese by throwing it through a harp."

"why do sandwich fillings look weird ? Cos they're in bread"

"Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming? He thought it would help him with his hit detection."

"Why was the German woman freaking out? Because she was late."

"Are kids that are born in a whorehouse called Brothel Sprouts?"

"How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck"

"Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president"

"NSFW I Had Sex With My Teacher Re-Dux I'm self-taught."