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Joke of the Day

"If the shoe fits, wear it... Unless you found it near a bouncy castle, you creep."

"What will men do if women become extinct? Domesticate another animal."

"I just Googled ""Living with Glaucoma"" before realising it was just a fingerprint smudge on my glasses."

"Yo girl, are you from UPS? Cause I saw you checkin' out my package."

"The escalator at the gym is broken, this is BULLSHIT."

"It's that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it's me trying to do my taxes."

"""I got 15 years for leaving my wife.."" ""How'd you leave her?"" ""Dead by the side of the road..."""

"A tropical joke Mangos into a bar."

"Brought a ninja to a gunfight and it was really cool. Everyone clapped. Then they shot him."

"I went to the doctors with a lettuce just poking out of my bottom... The doctor asked why I was so concerned. I replied, I think it's just the tip of the iceberg"