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Joke of the Day
"If the shoe fits, wear it... Unless you found it near a bouncy castle, you creep."
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"Dinosaur grandparents probably made racist remarks about mammals as their grandkids listened in horror."
"Everyone always talks about how great Jesus was... ...because he fed 5000 people with a couple fish and five loaves of bread. But no one ever talks about Hitler. He made 6 million Jews toast."
"Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?"
"On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday."
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Batman threw Two-Face at my car, and now it has a Harvey Dent"
"An alpaca made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I guess it was an Alpac'ino."
"What did the poor composer say to his friend? I am baroque, can you lend me some money?"
"""I'm dying call me an ambulance"" Best friend: ""Ok dying, you're an ambulance"""